Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Gas Mask, Please

Remind me to wear a freakin' gas mask when changing banana poop diapers. Oh.My.God.What.A.Smell.

The fabric cover of The Boy's swing is currently making its way through the spin cycle for the second time. The safety harness is, unfortunately, not removable for cleaning. Whatever genius decided to use white strapping should be dipped in banana poop and sprinkles... I will never get the yellow ochre stains out.

Of course, the only place I can safely deposit him (without screaming) while attempting to clean up his lovely mess is the Exersaucer Poop Machine, so the fun continues...

Update-- he has once again produced prodigous amounts of yellow ochre mush... This was not what I had in mind for a birthday present...

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