Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Love Notes (Not)

Left for my dear spouse, whose stomach is ever so much stronger than mine:

kev-- big dog puked on couch & down inside it. did what i could, peed my pants gagging. am hiding out upstairs due to retching. please pull off couch cover & throw in laundry & do something to scrub stink out of mattress. she did it while i was upstairs with boy and it had hours to sink into mattress. ugh. i left 409 near couch but didn't use it. too busy getting sick.

Now if the damn dog would stop eating baby wipes and diaper contents, maybe she wouldn't be decoratng the upholstery.

Welcome home to the looney bin, honey...

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